Was just asked was I Santa’s skinny brother.
Christmas seems to bring out the idiot in children.
And how old was this child?
After an unscheduled break, I’m back.
What if I have selective versions of one or both of those. I could be a case study.
Yeah, you do have that really long list. They could name a disorder after you.
After an unscheduled break, I’m back.
We can add batshit crazy to my ever growing list of complications. Good thing I don’t have Alzheimers, or maybe I do.
I think I’ve forgotten the list, honestly. You recognized me and Kirstie, so at least we know you haven’t got amnesia or dementia.
After an unscheduled break, I’m back.
Then why does the Jaws theme tune play whenever I fondly recall the last few months?
If you’re hearing things, I think we’ve got something more to worry about than what exactly your job duties are here.
After an unscheduled break, I’m back.
Was pet, was. Then Mallory sharked it from me so it’s more her job now. I’m just here to look pretty. Oh yeah, and guidance.
I did nothing of the sort.
I think the nurses office may be my new favorite place.
Sure you do. You’re the replacement to the replacement, guess what, I don’t need replacing. You want Kirstie off campus, you go do it. She doesn’t listen to me. While you do that, I’ll be.. Working.
You do need replacing because you’re only harassing kids here. Either go to your office and do your guidance job, or do the wise thing and go home. I already told her to leave campus multiple times due to the drugs she’s on, but obviously she isn’t listening to me.
I'm Mallory White.
